Greet and Deliver1

Hallway

1

*students chatting*

Sakujiro

Are you quite alright? You keep looking around.

Kaede

I’m fine. Everyone seems to be really excited… Summer break starts tomorrow, right?

Sakujiro

Yes, it does. Are you jealous of them, perchance?

Kaede

Ahaha! Yeah, a little. But I shouldn’t be taking long breaks anyway.

Sakujiro

I see.

Kaede

I never expected to be elected as a club advisor, but…

I hope the students will love me as much just as they love you, Sakujiro-san!

Sakujiro

I am very certain they will.

Kaede

Thank you!

What kind of students are in the Community Improvement Club, by the way?

Sakujiro

They are five students under surveillance after returning from suspension.

Kaede

Wait…they got suspended?!

Sakujiro

Yes. It was after a certain incident that occurred at the old school building about a month prior.

They were suspended as punishment for being involved in it.

To avoid expulsion, they were placed in the Community Improvement Club to engage in community service.

Kaede

Really? I didn’t expect them all to be wayward children

Sakujiro

What a very antiquated way of putting it. Their clubroom is right this way.

Timeskip
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……

Kaede

(Oh, someone’s standing outside the clubroom…)

2

???

…It’s…nobody’s fault…

Please…stop…fighting…

Finger puppets

Kaede

(Is he…talking to his finger puppets?)

???

…That’s…not…

Sakujiro

Kinugawa-kun.

Kinugawa-kun?

*gasp…*

Kaede

Ah, um, sorry for scaring you!

Nice to meet you. I’m…

Hamasaki Kaede

Kinugawa-kun?

……

*door opens and shuts*

Kaede

He…left.

Sakujiro

He ignored you very easily.

Kaede

He’s one of our candidates, right?

Sakujiro

Yes. His name is Kinugawa Kiroku.

Kaede

(I see… He didn’t really feel like a wayward child, but I probably won’t have the easiest time talking to him.)

Sakujiro

I believe this is a prime opportunity for you to showcase your abilities as a chief and as a club advisor.

Kaede

Yeah!

*door opening*

Community Improvement Clubroom
Kaede

Nice to meet you all!

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???

……

Kiroku

……

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……

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*humming*

Kaede

(I see four people…so I guess they’re missing one member for now, but…)

???

I’m not sure I know who you are, but hello.

Kaede

(There’s one boy with an astronaut helmet on his head…)

Kiroku

……

Kaede

(There’s Kiroku-kun, who still hasn’t turned around to look at me…)

???

*humming*

Kaede

(There’s another boy with headphones on who probably didn’t even notice me coming in, and…)

???

Who are you? You’re definitely not one of our teachers. You better not be trespassing.

Kaede

(One boy who’s really wary of me…)

(They all seem difficult to deal with, but I should’ve expected that if they were hand-picked by Kafka… I need to stand my ground!)

My name is Hamasaki Kaede! I’ve been elected as the Community Improvement Club’s external club advisor!

???, ???, & Kiroku

……

???

It’s nice to meet you.

Kaede

Likewise! May I ask for your name?

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Anthroposophical Astronomy Club

Muneuji

I’m Kaguya Muneuji.

Kaede

Thank you for having me, Muneuji-kun!

Hello! I met you outside the clubroom a few minutes ago.

Kiroku

……

Kaede

I-It’s…nice to meet you!

5

Magnum Opus Traditional Art Club

Kiroku

……

Kaede

(It’s no use. He’s not looking my way at all. I guess he’s really shy around people.)

(I don’t wanna force him… Let’s keep moving for now.)

Um…

???

……

Muneuji

Nanamegi. Hello? Nanamegi…

Nanamegi?

Hm? Sorry, I was listening to music. What’s up?

Muneuji

There’s someone here who would like to greet you.

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Mellow & Lazy Light Music Club

Nanaki

Oh, okay. Hi.

……

Kaede

(He put his headphones back on… N-Next is…)

Um, I’m⁠—

???

You don’t have to tell me again. I know already.

Kaede

Uh…

???

Do you have a personal ID card, staff ID, or a visitor’s permit? I’ll only tell you my name if you show me.

My name is personal info. I don’t care if you’re our club advisor, you’re still not school staff.

And I don’t want my info in bad hands, so I’d like to see your identification, please, and thank you.

Kaede

(I…didn’t bring anything.)

Sa-Sakujiro-san…

Sakujiro

There is no need to make such a desperate expression. You have done well so far.

Your greeting was very energetic and friendly. You left a wonderful impression.

Kaede

(He’s probably the only one who thinks that way…)

Sakujiro

May I ask for Nanamegi-kun to remove his headphones?

Muneuji

Of course. Nanamegi.

Nanaki

Huh? What’s up? Did we start?

Sakujiro

Indeed, we have. This young man is not someone to be wary of.

Kurama Ushio, the documents that you requested are still being prepared, so we do not have them in our possession as of now. However…

I can assure you that Kaede-san is employed at a reputable company. I have confirmed his identity myself, so let us continue.

Sakujiro

Indeed, we have. This young lady is not someone to be wary of.

Kurama Ushio, the documents that you requested are still being prepared, so we do not have them in our possession as of now. However…

I can assure you that Kaede-san is employed at a reputable company. I have confirmed her identity myself, so let us continue.

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Bon Appétit Cooking Club

Ushio

…‘Kaaaay.

Sakujiro

I do not see Isotake-kun here with us. Nanamegi-kun, do you know where he might be?

Nanaki

No idea. He’s probably running late, or maybe he just forgot.

Sakujiro

I see. Kinugawa-kun, please search for him.

Kiroku

……Why…?

Sakujiro

Because class 12 is directly next to the clubroom.

Kiroku

……

Ushio

I got an idea, Teach.


Footnotes

  1. A reference to Stand and Deliver (1988). The Japanese title of this movie is 落ちこぼれの天使たち (The Downtrodden Angels), which is referenced by the Japanese title of the chapter that reads 落ちこぼれの悪魔たち (The Downtrodden Demons).