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Akuta

It’s been four days since Ono-kun from the neighboring class, class 78, disappeared.

Hama Asunaro High School - Old School Building Classroom

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Kiroku

……

Akuta

WOAAAAAHHH! That rocks!

Kiroku

*gasp*

Akuta

A huge piece of art bursting with energy drawn on a moonlit blackboard at the old school building…!

Holy frick, I got goosebumps! What is this, dude? What were you drawing?

Kiroku

…!

Akuta

Wait! What a dumb question…

You drew the cosmos! Right? You did, right?!

Kiroku

…!

Akuta

Dude, wait! …And he’s gone.

Was he some kinda spirit?

Hama Asunaro High School - Old School Building Classroom

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Nanaki

……

Akuta

Yo!

We got a sad-lookin’ pretty boy talking to the moon on our hands.

Nanaki

Dude…

Do you come here every day? Don’t tell me you do.

Hama Asunaro High School - Old School Building Hallway

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Muneuji

Come out. I know you’re there.

Akuta

Ack!

You saw through my camouflage technique I learned at the MI62… Nice going!

Muneuji

I could sense your presence from a mile away. If you truly wish to sneak up on your target, you must first suppress your spirit.

Akuta

Haha! So whatcha doin’?

Muneuji

……

I’m looking for my abducted father.

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Ushio

Oh, Idiotake. Perfect timing.

I know you’re running around this building doing nothing.

So…have you seen anyone weird?

Akuta

Hm? Like who?

Ushio

Like…a guy holding a walkie-talkie thing… He looks like an alien with a space helmet on…

*static*

Akuta

It’s been five days since Ono-kun from the neighboring class, class 78…

…Disappeared.

Leo Movie Theater
Kaede

The video’s staticy…

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Akuta

The fifth day… This is the day the building exploded. All of the footage looks like this.

It got corrupted.

Hama Asunaro High School - Old School Building Hallway

*static*

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Ushio

UWAPH… Fuck, you scared me!

Can you quit standing there staring at nothing like a zombie?! It’s pissing me off…!

Nanaki

*sigh…*

*static*

Muneuji

I think I just saw the principal…

Kiroku

*shakes head*

Muneuji

Ah, so you didn’t…see him.

Akuta

Looks like the gang’s all here.

*static*

Akuta

What’s that sound?

Leo Movie Theater

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Akuta

We heard something getting closer to us, so Ushio got scared and panicked. Then we all started running.

I didn’t record anything right before and right after the explosion, even though they were the most important parts. And the cops tell me I can’t, but…

If I release this footage… If everyone sees it…

Maybe those other guys will see me in a better light.

Maybe they’ll understand that I didn’t cause the explosion.

Everyone’s gonna know about me. Everyone’s gonna be looking at me.

(I lost that egg… It was proof that I’m special, but…)

Do you think I could make another miracle…?

Kaede

Akuta-kun… Why would you go that far…?

Akuta

When all my relatives got together for Obon one time, an old lady in my family said some bad things about my mom. But I didn’t really get anything back then.

I didn’t really get why my uncle decided to write my name in hiragana…

‘Cuz I thought the kanji for “Akuta”3 looked so much cooler.

I didn’t know anything. I was dumb.

But I know now. I know everything…!

Y’know, I think…that I’m alone.

I’m lonely. I really am.

Kaede

Akuta-kun…

Akuta

So I want everyone to look my way. I wanna be at the center of things.

Everything that happens is just foreshadowing to a happy ending, so they all can say whatever they want, ‘cuz they’ll see eventually!

I didn’t really think about it. I just believed in it!

But I don’t really have anything, right?

That’s why my name’s Akuta, right? I’m empty on the inside…right?

Kaede

Akuta-kun.

Akuta

I’m not the universe’s top intergalactic movie director. I’m just some empty piece of garbage that doesn’t matter to anyone.

When I was a little kid, I still believed in everything without a doubt in my mind. I thought that the sky and the city and humankind and even the wind all existed for me.

I should’ve had the power to get through anything.

But every day, every time someone said something to me, it was like the magic spell slowly wore off. The world started to change. No, I started to change…!

I’m just…

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Akuta

I’m nothing but an annoying, worthless nobody! I know I am!

Uuuuuwaaaaaaahhh…! Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Kaede

Akuta-ku…!

Akuta

Uuuwaaahhh! Waaaahhh!

Kaede

Akuta! *hug*

Akuta

Ah…

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Kaede

There’s not a single person out there who’s an empty, worthless nobody!

Real geniuses never give up!

Even if they compromise, or quit, or fail…

Even if they get hurt, or people say awful things to them! They always steel themselves and try their hardest to hang in there!

Akuta

……

Kaede

They always have the courage to believe in themselves until the day inspiration strikes them!

Sakujiro-san and I…and everyone in the Noon Team… We all know that you have the talent to make people happy. There are people who you’ve saved.

There are people who you’ve inspired. There are people who want to be like you so bad, but they can’t.

Everyone believes in you, Akuta-kun!

Akuta

……

Kaede

If you can’t believe in yourself, then…

Can you believe in us? Because we believe in you.

Be brave. Keep going. Don’t lose. I know it’s hard right now, but that just means you have the chance to change how this story ends.

So don’t give up and don’t run away. Because if you see things through, then this summer will…

Even when you lose your way. Even when you stop in your tracks…

This summer will give you courage.

So you have to hold on! You may think that you’re insignificant, or pathetic, or worthless, but you still have to hold on!

Akuta

……

…Yeah… You’re right…

Okay…

Kaede

Akuta-kun…

Akuta

*sniff…*

Teach… Tissue…

Kaede

Okay… Here, go ahead.

Akuta

……

I’m sorry for…being mean to you before.

Kaede

It’s okay.

Akuta

And…thanks.


Footnotes

  1. A reference to Life Ain’t Like the Movies (2021).

  2. Also known as the UK Secret Intelligence Service (SIS). It frequently deals with international espionage, and notably, James Bond is written to be an officer in the MI6.

  3. Akuta’s name when written in kanji is written as 芥. While this can be a real name, it’s also an antiquated word for trash/garbage.