In a Baby Blue Cadillac1

HAMA House - Snake Room

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Kiroku

I… Isotake.

Akuta

*pant, pant…* My lips… Huh? What’s up?

Kiroku

H… Here…!

Akuta

Hm? WOAHHHH?! What’s this?! “Mascot character design ideas”?!

Kiroku

A…sticky note…you…put up…fell…down…

You wrote…“mascot character” on…it…so I…tried to…draw…one…

(I’m…still scared that he’ll hate me, but…getting rejected by Isotake doesn’t hurt…that much.)

(I think it’s…because even if he has criticism, I can tell that…he just wants to see improvement.)

Muneuji

Excellent work, as always. It’s a very cute mascot character that resembles a yokai painted on a picture scroll.

Since the main target of our tour is middle schoolers, I feel we can grab their attention if we incorporate this character in our event.

Akuta

Yeah, totally!

I always get super hyped when I see recognizable dudes like this in movies! It really makes me wanna buy their merch!

Muneuji

(This is good. We might be able to use Kinugawa’s idea as a springboard.)

Kiroku

And the…ears… I kinda…wanted to…give it…horns… So…I made…another…version…

Akuta

Dude, that rocks! Let’s use it!

Muneuji

If we made its mouth larger, like the ones on the lion costumes you see in Chinatown…

Akuta

Hmmm… Nah, that’s not it.

Kiroku

It can…be more…colorful…

Akuta

I think it’s already pretty crazy-lookin’. But I wanna see it look more colorful too!

Muneuji

Could we possibly build a larger setting using this character?

Akuta

Like, using it as a base?! We could!

Kiroku

Lots of…mascot characters…

Akuta

Yeah, that sounds really cool! I love stuff like that!

Muneuji

I’m starting to see something.

Kiroku

Mm…

Akuta

See what?!

Muneuji

I feel like this is revealing the outline of who you are as a person, Isotake.

Kiroku

…Mm…

Akuta

My outline…?

Muneuji

I can get a sense of your likes and dislikes, as well as your taste and your thought process.

I think your outline should be visible to yourself as well, Isotake.

It is what you keep within you.

Your wishes.

Akuta

……

*door opens*

Nanaki

Looks like you guys are having fun.

Kaede

We’re back, everyone!

Akuta

Huh?! Nanaki?! Teach!

Muneuji

Uu-chan, you’re here too.

Ushio

Why am I the afterthought here?

Kaede

Nanaki-kun isn’t going to quit anymore! Ushio-kun helped convince him⁠—

Ushio

I didn’t do anything. Nanaki just finally came to his senses.

Kaede

Gosh, you can never be honest with your feelings…

Kiroku

Welcome…back…

Nanaki

Thanks.

So now I’m counting on you to write the lyrics to our song too. And keep that energy when you’re doing it.

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Akuta

Ah… Dang straight, I will! We’re finally all here… Noon Team, assemble!

Kaede

(This is so great to see… Now we can finally⁠—)

Gannosuke

I’m here as well.

Kaede

Huh?! Ga-Gannosuke-san?!

Gannosuke

Hello. Excuse my intrusion.

HAMA House - Living Room
Gannosuke

Haha, Akuta-kun, I noticed you were very worn out. Rest assured, I’m not laughing at you.

I’m laughing because you’ve become quite the little artist yourself. I mean no ill will.

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Akuta

I didn’t think you were bein’ mean! These hollow cheeks make me look like a chiseled Hollywood actor, so I think they’re kinda cool.

Kaede

(I think you’re imagining that, Akuta-kun…)

But that aside, Gannosuke-san, what made you come all the way here? Is it something important…?

Gannosuke

Yes, well, I could have just told you through the phone, but…I have three reasons for being here. Firstly, I had the sudden desire to see your faces.

The second reason is related to my nephew, Yumenosuke.

Kaede

Huh?!

Akuta

Yumenosuke… The student council prez?!

Kiroku

Ne…phew…?

Nanaki

You two look so similar that I’m more surprised we didn’t connect the dots earlier…

Gannosuke

He has become quite furious after hearing that his proposal was rejected. I wanted to let all of you know that.

Ushio

So you hid your true identity from us this whole time, huh? Impressive.

Gannosuke

No, that wasn’t my intention…

Akuta

G-Guys, these sweets he gave us look kinda sus! They’re probably spiked to give you the runs!

Gannosuke

It’s nothing of the sort. They’re just normal sweets⁠—

Kiroku

He… He’s…an ene…my…

Ushio

Someone get me some salt!

Nanaki

I have some olive salt I got from Shodoshima.

Gannosuke

Everyone, please! I implore you to recall the time we spent together in Shodoshima…!

Kaede

I’m so sorry, they’re all really on edge… Everyone, calm down!

If Gannosuke-san was our enemy, he wouldn’t have come all this way to talk to us.

Akuta

Oh, yeah, you’re right!

Kiroku

…Right…

Ushio

……

Kaede

(I’m so glad those two are easy to convince… But Ushio-kun still looks like he suspects something…)

Gannosuke

It’s alright, as long as they understand now.

Muneuji

What is the last reason you came to visit?

Gannosuke

I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help. I wanted to thank you for your work in Shodoshima.

I heard that you haven’t decided on a concept yet. I would be glad to lend a hand.

Nanaki

Sounds great. Right, Akuta?

Muneuji

We are trying to figure out Isotake’s needs in order to create a unique tour plan, but Isotake himself does not seem to be clear on that yet.

I thought that we had made excellent progress, but…

Gannosuke

I see… It is true that your desires reside solely within yourself. But if I had to say one thing…

All things in existence are the same in essence.

Akuta

Hm… Hmm? Hmmmmm? Hmm…

Gannosuke

Your favorite color, your favorite shape, your favorite flavor, your favorite scent… Your preference between orthodox or counterculture, your taste in movies, cuisine, and music… All of the things you are drawn to share a commonality.

Akuta

Man, I don’t get it and my mind’s totally blanking. Maybe you just suck at explaining things, old man.

Gannosuke

H-How dare you…!

Kaede

(Akuta-kun, you can’t be so blunt…!)

Y-Yes, you’re right! Branching off of that, I feel like putting together a tour plan has a few similarities to what you do with your art, Gannosuke-san.

There are so many other islands you could have chosen, so why did you choose to move to Shodoshima to make art?

Gannosuke

Well, let’s see… I felt that the island allowed me to rediscover my true self under all the noise I had been covered in.

Akuta

True self…under the noise…

Rediscover…

*gasp*

PEN!

Muneuji

Get a pen!

Kiroku

P-Pen…! Sticky…notes…!

Akuta

…!

*writing*

Confidence

Confidence

Muneuji

Ah, yes! I see! This is…!

Let’s go back upstairs, everyone!

Nanaki

Yes, sir!

Ushio

Yeah, yeah, I’m goin’.

*running*

Kaede

W-What happened…?

Gannosuke

I’m not sure myself, but by their expressions…

I think something struck them. That feeling welling up from within you is an artist’s greatest reward.

HAMA House - Snake Room

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Muneuji

These two can connect!

Nanaki

Yeah, totally! So maybe we can do this…

Ushio

Then we can do this too, right?

Akuta

Yeah! Dude, you’re awesome!

Kiroku

And…at the…end…it looks like…this…

Akuta

That’s it!

Geniuses! We’re all geniuses!

The concept is…

“Become your own main character and take back your confidence”!!


Footnotes

  1. A lyric from “Drive It Like You Stole It”, a song featured on Sing Street (2016).