Death in the Seto Inland Sea1

Living Room
Coordinator

Good grief… I offered my help because I wanted to learn more about community improvement, but perhaps I made a mistake.

Nanaki

……

Coordinator

I was only walking outside the house. It is completely out of the question to bump into me and let out a strange scream instead of apologizing…!

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Ushio

You’re the one who bumped into me.

Coordinator

We’re lucky that nobody was injured, but quite frankly, I cannot possibly imagine allowing these children to help manage the island’s summer festival.

Kaede

Gannosuke-san, we’re incredibly sorry! We cannot apologize enough.

Ushio

He’s just gonna get a big head if you apologize. And it was literally a head-on collision. No way it was an accident.

Kaede

Cut that out.

Gannosuke

I moved to Shodoshima a number of years ago, although I still have a home in Tokyo.

I lived there as a specialty artist for a very long time, but I often grew tired of the hustle and bustle of city life.

I found a house here in Shodoshima, and I come to live here when I need to concentrate on my art.

Kiroku

……

Gannosuke

I know this island well because I’ve lived here for years, and that’s why I’m so concerned about all of you.

It is no simple task to gain the trust of an islander!

Treat people with kindness and approach everything with sincerity. Are those morals not important to you all?!

Kaede

They are! They’re very important to us…! We’re so, very sorry!

Gannosuke

I also work in tourism, but Shodoshima is lacking in human resources. Our summer festival begins in a week…

I don’t know what this “temporary ward mayor” nonsense is all about, but your poor attitudes tell me that you will be of no help to us!

Nanaki

He’s really blowing things out of proportion.

Kaede

Hush…!

Nanaki

By the way, doesn’t he remind you guys of someone?

Kiroku

…Mm.

Ushio

Yeah. I dunno who though.

Kaede

Stop talking!

Gannosuke

Kids these days… Just terrible. Some of them even have the nerve to hide their identities while they’re being scolded. Society is doomed!

Ushio

Think he’s talking about you, Muu-chan.

Muneuji

?

Ushio

Your helmet.

Muneuji

Ah, I apologize.

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Muneuji

I didn’t intend to hide my identity. That helmet has become a part of me at this point, so I didn’t realize I still had it on.

Gannosuke

Oh… OHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!

Kaede

A-Are you alright?! You just fell over! Did something happen?

Gannosuke

“Did something happen”…?! I should be asking you how you’re able to stand so tall in front of this masterpiece sculpted by God Himself!!

Kaede

A what…? I mean, I am a little shocked at how pretty he is…

Gannosuke

I am not talking about his face. It is his eyelashes.

Kaede

Huh?

Gannosuke

Those are the eyelashes of God!

Nanaki

What’s he talking about? Is he okay?

Gannosuke

Your name is Kaguya-kun, correct? Your eyelashes are truly divine… They’re impeccable! No matter what angle you view them from, they are perfect!

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Gannosuke

From the way they grow to the shape of the hairs, absolutely everything about them is beautifully delicate and magnificent! They are truly God-given!

Muneuji

I see.

Gannosuke

This is a once-in-a-millennium occurrence… O God! I am in your eternal debt… Amen!

Ushio

This guy’s freakin’ me out.

Kaede

I’m not sure I get it, but I guess it’s a good thing?

Gannosuke

I’m actually an eyelash artist. There are only a few of us in JPN.

Kaede

I-I didn’t know something like that existed.

Gannosuke

I am enraptured by eyelashes, and have spent many years of my life coloring them. To think I would have a chance encounter with the eyelashes of God here in Shodoshima… This must be His will.

I take back everything I said. With your eyelashes, our summer festival and our community improvement efforts will go swimmingly.

Muneuji

I’m not sure I understand, but that’s wonderful to hear.

Kaede

Thank you so much! Thank god…

Nanaki

I’m not really sure about this…

Ushio

Same.

Kaede

It’s kind of sudden, but let me explain the mission to everyone!

As temporary ward mayors, we are going to help Shodoshima put together their summer festival!

As Gannosuke-san said, the festival’s in a week.

You will be graded based on how much you contribute, including any work done during the preparatory phase. Your grade will determine whether or not you will be appointed as an official ward mayor.

Are there any questions so far?

Kiroku

Um…

Kaede

Yes, Kiroku-kun?

Kiroku

Isotake…isn’t…here.

Kaede

What?

Kiroku

He’s…been…gone…since we started getting…scolded.

Kaede

HUH?!

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Otomari Chuzaemon Entrance

Kaede

Akuta-kuuuuun! Hellooooo?! Where are yooooou?!

(I don’t see his shoes anywhere… He probably slipped out during the chaos of when we discovered the first murder victim.)

He’s not answering his phone. And Gannosuke-san was saying some weird things when I was about to leave…

Flashback Start
Gannosuke

A certain yokai likes to wander around here… They call it the eyelash plucker.

Kaede

Th-Thanks for letting me know.

I’ve heard that Shodoshima’s kind of known for its yokai stories. But why would you tell me that all of a sudden?

Gannosuke

It’s possible that Isotake-kun was taken by the eyelash plucker.

Kaede

That means he’s gonna get a bunch of dirt in his eyes! I need to go look for him!

Flashback End
Kaede

(I’m not finding any leads… What now…?)

*van pulling up*

Kaede

(That’s… That’s the sound of Sakujiro-san’s van!)

Company Van
Kaede

I’m so sorry, Sakujiro-san! I know you just got here, but Akuta-kun⁠—

Ah.

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Akuta

Heheh. I got caught.

Sakujiro

I found him running towards the island’s famous movie shooting location, so I picked him up.

Kaede

I can always rely on you, Sakujiro-san! Thank you so much!

(Gosh, Akuta-kun really loves movies…)

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Gannosuke

Oh, you found him. I’m glad to see his eyelashes are alright. Now that that’s settled, I’ll be taking my leave.

Kaede

I’m sorry for the trouble… Thank you so much for everything! Akuta-kun, I’d like to have a talk later.

Akuta

‘Kaaaaay.

Living Room
Kaede

I found Akuta-kun, everyone… Hm? What are you eating?

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Ushio

Deep-fried somen.

Nanaki

The inn left it for us as a welcoming gift. They’re really crunchy and good. Want some, Chief?

Kaede

Mmm, we’re all going out to dinner, so let’s leave the snacks for later.

Ushio

Huh? We’re going together? You’re seriously gonna drag us all out?

Akuta

Let’s just do it, guys. It sounds fun. Plus, I’m hungry.

Ushio

I’m not goin’. Sorry, but I like to eat in private, so you’re not gonna force me to eat with everyone else. Why do I have to?

Nanaki

I’m not going either. The rest of you have fun.

Akuta

You’re goin’ right, Muneuji? Right? Let’s get a bunch of crazy good stuff and pig out, dude.

Muneuji

I’ll join you.

Kaede

What about you, Kiroku-kun?

Kiroku

…I’m…not⁠—

Akuta

Ah, you don’t gotta tell me! I know you wanna go! Don’t worry, I’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down!

Kiroku

Ah… No…

Akuta

Alright, let’s have some fun tonight, guys! Yeah!

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Kiroku

Ah…

Kaede

Okay, let’s head out!


Footnotes

  1. A reference to Death in Venice (1971).