Panyose

HAMA House - Single Dorm

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Akuta

It’s time for the Friday Film Festivaaaaal!

Kaede

I knew it. Oh, and Raito-san too. It’s rare to see you two together.

Raito

Yeah. I found him on the hallway floor one night nearly passed out from hunger, so I invited him out to have ramen, and he’s been quite attached to me ever since.

Akuta

Noodles: firm. Flavor: strong. Oil: extra. Topping: ramen eggs, and a nice bowl of char siu with rice on the side! Praise be!

Kaede

Ahaha. I’m glad to see you leaders are getting along.

Raito

Agreed. Akuta’s cute in a different way from Nayuki.

Kaede

(Yeah, Akuta-kun does feel like a quintessential younger brother. And if Raito-san offered Nayuki-kun food, he wouldn’t be swayed like Akuta-kun was…)

Akuta

C’mon, back on topic! We still gotta go visit the other rooms!

Raito

Right. We don’t have much time. We’ll be watching Spirited Away to the Valley of the Sky1 tonight. It’s Studio Ghizli’s most widely-acclaimed film, so he’s quite excited.

Akuta

So Teach and…Nagi-san and Toi-san, right? You want in?!

Nagi & Toi

Ah, uh, um…

Raito

It’ll be the perfect opportunity to make new friends.

Akuta

Yeah, yeah! We can all become popcorn pals! C’mon, let’s all watch it together!

Kaede

Ahaha! Okay, okay. We’ll be there later.

Akuta

Be there or be square! Okay, time for the next room!

Raito

Akuta, we just came from that direction. Let’s go this way.

Kaede

Well, now that we’ve decided on our study trip destination, let’s head to the film festival.

Toi

Ah, okay… Is everyone going to be there…?

Kaede

I think so… Are you nervous? You were having a pretty good time at the party the other night.

Toi

Th-That’s because Chii-sama was there, so I got too excited and started acting unlike myself…

Kaede

(So he got caught in a trance. And this is what the real Toi-kun is like. Noted.)

Toi

There’s going to be so many people I don’t know… I-I’m so nervous… Ah… If only Brother Dearest were here with me…

Kaede

What about you, Nagi-kun?

Nagi

I…

Kaede

Mhm?

Nagi

I wouldn’t fit in with a crowd of party animals… I think I’d stick out like a sore thumb.

Kaede

Party animals?

Nagi

Ohh… You must have no self-awareness… So this is the true nature of a party animal…

Kaede

It’s not that bad. We’re just gonna watch a movie. It’ll be okay. Nothing to be scared of.

Nagi

Chief, you’re just like Naumicäa in front of Ehm.2

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Toi

Nagi-san, please!

Will you please go with us…? If the Night Team members aren’t there, I might just die out of pure loneliness…!

Nagi

Hrmmmgrmmm…

Kaede

You don’t have to force yourself. I know it came up really suddenly.

Nagi

Okay. It’s more reassuring with Toi around.

Toi

Thank you so much for understanding… That really makes me feel better…

Kaede

(I’m not sure if I could describe Toi-kun as shy, but he does seem to be on the same wavelength as Nagi-kun at times.)

Nagi

Okay. Let’s go. Together.

Toi

Yaaaayy!

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Ten

Valley of the Sky rocks. I really resonated with the main character when I was a kid.

Nanaki

Having your loved one come down to you from the sky… That’s so romantic.

Kinari

……

Kiroku

Is this your…first time…watching… Spirited Away to…the Valley of the Sky…Azekawa-san?

Kinari

I do have. Records of seeing it. Once. In. Theaters.

Ushio

Huh? In theaters? Wasn’t it shown a long time ago?

Yachiyo

They do re-releases for anniversaries sometimes! I wanna see it on the big screen someday too!

Kaede

Wow, looks like everyone’s here. Oh! You have pizza too!

Renga

Chief, you can sit over there. Nagi and Toi can sit here. We can have the pizza while we watch.

Toi

Um, uh… Thank you very much… Nagi-san, sit here! Next to me!

Nagi

Okay. Thanks, Renga.

Renga

Well, y’know… Like I said, you don’t need to act so distant. Just act natural.

Nagi

Okay.

Muneuji

We made it in time.

Akuta

FUDGE, we gotta hurry! It’s about to start!

Kaede

Welcome back, you two. Oh, Akuta-kun, about the cake…

Akuta

Oh, I forgot! I was running around dishin’ out invites the whole time. I still gotta apologize to Nagi-san…

Nagi

…I’m not mad about the cake. I’m actually sorry that you had to go out and buy a new cake for me.

Akuta

Huh? Why are you sorry? Meh, I don’t really get it, but you’re a pretty funny guy!

But, yeah, I’m sorry. For real. I shouldn’t have eaten your cake.

I knew it was yours, but I couldn’t stop myself… It’s like the cake demons were takin’ over my brain…

Nagi

It’s okay. Making mistakes just means you’re human.

Kaede

It all worked out, Akuta-kun.

Akuta

Yep! Thankya, Nagi-san!

Toi

Umm… Are Kafka-san and the others not going to watch with us?

Sakujiro

He stated that he would return in time for the destruction incantation, “Power, Nuclear, Success,” or Panyose for short.3

Kaede

That’s practically the end of the movie…

Akuta

IT’S STARTIIIING! Aw, heck, this pizza’s out of this world!

Ten

I like Only My Neighbor Dodoro4 too. I really resonated with Ganta when I was a kid.

Tao

Oh, I thought I smelled something good… Are you guys having a Studio Ghizli party? Mind if I join?

Yachiyo

Go right ahead! I just ordered more pizza!

Kaede

(I’m glad everyone’s having fun. We’re all different ages and come from different walks of life, but it feels like we’re one big family.)

Nagi

……

Toi

……

Kaede

(It’ll take a little bit of time for those two to warm up to everyone else, but I’m sure it’ll turn out okay.)

(I hope everyone makes friends with each other…)

Nagi

……

Toi

U-Um… I need to use the restroom…

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Toi

Phew… That was so scary…

(I want to get closer to everyone, but… I can’t seem to find the courage without Brother Dearest…)

But… I just need to keep doing my best. Yeah.

Netaro

Nnnu.

Toi

Ah… Netaro-san… You seem kind of tired.

Netaro

I was ever-so busy running tests on my invention of the century, the Five Senses Times a Billion Sticker, that I failed to even notice the sun setting below the horizon.

Oh, there was this ominous piece of text affixed to my door when I left my room.

Toi

That’s probably a note from Akuta-kun. He was going around the house inviting us all to movie night, so maybe he invited you too…

Netaro

Hohhh. In that case, why are you up here murmuring to yourself?

Toi

Well… Um, I like being around the others, but…I’m still a little nervous around them…

Netaro

Nerrrrvooous?

Toi

I was hoping I’d get more used to it by the Panyose scene…

Netaro

Panyose?

Toi

Huh? You don’t know what that is?

Netaro

I have never heard nor seen that word in my life. Is it a French word? Or perhaps a relative of the nachos?

Toi

Don’t tell me… Have you never watched a Studio Ghizli movie before?!

Netaro

Non.

Toi

Whaaat?! I thought everyone in JPN had seen at least one!

Netaro

Is that so?! I suppose that renders me an ultra-rare specimen then! Wahoooo!

Toi

Huh?! Is that a good thing?

Netaro

If you watch one, then you can longer go back to a state of not-watchedness. It is irreversible for the have-watchers, thus, I have the advantage.

Toi

Pfft, ahaha! That’s true! My dear brother and I both love Studio Ghizli movies, so I’d be really happy if you could join us downstairs!

Ah, but you’d miss half of the movie if you went now…

Um, I can tell you what you missed, if that’s okay! I can sit next to you and explain!

Netaro

Hmmm. I do enjoy a good movie or TV show. They help me understand the workings of the human mind.

Hm. I will go.

Toi

Okay, let’s go together!

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Yodaka

I hurried home to make it in time for the Panyose scene, but…

Akuta

THERE IT IS! PANYOOOOOSE!

Muneuji

Isotake, please lower your voice.

Renga

I get why you’re so excited though. This scene really hits me every time I see it, especially when I watched it for the first time at an outdoor screening…

Kiroku

Hm… The pizza is…good…

Kaede

Pizza tastes even better when you have a movie to watch with it.

Yodaka

I see the party is in full swing. Camaraderie is a wonderful thing to behold. But on the other hand…

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Nagi

……

Yodaka

(In the midst of all of the jolly stands Nagi, ghostly pale and at a loss.)

(He reminds me of a Millet painting. His presence is so faint that nobody seems to notice it.)

Akuta

Aaaghh! A commercial break right before the good part?!

Nanaki

I already know how it ends, but I’m still itching to see it.

Akuta

Guys, guys, we should TOTALLY put our hands together like they do when they shout Panyose! Panyose party!

Ushio

Absolutely not.

Ten

I’m down.

Nagi

……

Yodaka

……

Aha… Well, there’s nothing I can do. That’s just another quality of his to love.

(But some advice from your elders never hurts. You’ll have to become the target of my meddling, Nagi.)

Kaede

It’s already so late, but…maybe I can still get some chips to eat…

Yodaka

Chief, do you have a moment?


Footnotes

  1. Mashed-up parody movie title composing of three Studio Ghibli films: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984), Castle in the Sky (1986), and Spirited Away (2001).

  2. A parody of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984). In the film, Nausicaä is shown to communicate with a species of giant invertebrates known as Ohm.

  3. The original Japanese of this is essentially three jokes in one. The name of the incantation (パニョス, panyosu) is a reference to Ponyo (2008). The incantation itself is a reference to a similarly named spell in Castle in the Sky (1986), Balse (バルス, barusu). The full name of the Panyose spell is “パワー・如意・スロットル” (pawaa, nyoi, surottoru), which literally translates to “power, granted wishes, throttle”, the first syllables of each word coming together to abbreviate to panyosu. In an effort to preserve this pun, the full spell name has been localized to “Power, Nuclear, Success” to somewhat abbreviate to PaNyoSe.

  4. Mashed-up parody movie title composing of two Studio Ghibli films: My Neighbor Totoro (1988) and Only Yesterday (1991).