Lucky Black Cat

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Kaede

Okay, you can just let him down around here. Keep going, keep going…

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Daniel

So lemme get this straight. You were tryna catch a bee to use as an ingredient, and this guy managed to walk into your trap instead? What a mess…

Kaede

I’m glad you’re here to help us, Daniel-san. Ah, okay, stop!

Hello? Nagi-kun? Are you okay? Can you hear me? Are you awake?

Nagi

……

Toi

Is he okay? He’s alive, right? Oh no, if our guidance ends here, then…!

Kaede

It’s okay, calm down. He’s still breathing. I think he just passed out.

Toi

R-Really…? What a relief…!

Kaede

Let’s take him to the sofa for now…

Toi

I’ll go wet my handkerchief for him!

Employee?

My word. There is no need to make this much of a fuss.

Kaede

But you caught a human, not a bee! This isn’t what I signed up for!

Employee?

I do recall it being a bee at first… Well, a human is an adequate substitute for the recipe as well.

Daniel

Huhh?

Oh, I remember you from that one day.

Employee?

Hmmm? I do not recall meeting a dashing man such as yourself.

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Daniel

Huh? Aw, gosh, was that a compliment?

Kaede

Maybe you just didn’t get a good look at him because you were thinking about green peas at the time.

Daniel

The name’s Iwabuchi Daniel Hiroshi. You got a good eye for beauty, my man. I could put in a good word for you to our CEO, if you want.

Kaede

Ah, I’m sorry for not introducing myself sooner. I’m Hamasaki. I work at HAMA Tours.

Netaro

My name is Yowa Netaro. I am always happy to add new humans to my circle of acquaintances. ♪

I quite like the countenance I have on now, but yours is similarly splendid.

Kaede

(…Countenance?)

Toi

Ah, Nagi-san’s waking up!

Nagi

Urg…

Where am I…? Who am I…?

Kaede

(Did he lose his memory?!)

Nagi

I’m joking. Sorry. Who are you?

Netaro

I am a seller of pork buns. I captured you in order to utilize you as an ingredient in my new recipe.

Nagi

I…see.

Kaede

I totally understand if you’re a little confused. I can try to explain it from the top…

Nagi

Are you okay, by the way?

Kaede

Huh?

(Is he talking about the trap?)

I’m alright. Nobody got caught in the…trap thing that was set up in here.

But I guess we did manage to fish you out with it.

Daniel

Seriously?

Nagi

Oh, okay. That’s good to hear. I don’t want to get other people caught up in my misfortune. Oh, also…

Kaede

(Hm…? He’s holding something in his fist…)

*buzzing*

Daniel

Woah, a bee!

Nagi

It looked like it was trying to leave, so I just caught it. Okay, it’s flying away. Good to see.

Netaro

All is well that ends well!

Daniel

In what way…? Anyway, y’already know this guy, right?

Kaede

Ah, yes. It’s nice to see you again, Nagi-kun. We haven’t seen each other since you helped out with Renga-kun’s garden.

Nagi

Yeah. It’s nice to see you too. HAMA NICE TRIP.

Kaede

You haven’t changed one bit. HAMA NICE TRIP too!

Toi

Excuse me, I brought a damp handkerchief for you. Here, you can use it.

Nagi

Oh, thank you very m⁠— Huh? Woah, are you an angel? Like, with wings and everything?

Toi

Eheheh, no, I don’t have any of those.

Kaede

How’d you get caught in the trap anyway? Did you come here to deliver some flowers?

Netaro

I have zero recollection of ordering flowers.

Nagi

Ah, do you own this restaurant…? I apologize for the trouble.

Netaro

Aha! The trapped human is apologizing to his trapper! Perhaps I should take advantage of this and sue you for damages.

Laika

Ges!

Nagi

You can. I’ll spend the rest of my life paying it off.

Kaede

Wait, no, you don’t need to do that. So if you didn’t have a delivery to make, what brought you here?

Nagi

…It all started with a single, simple ball of chocolate.

A kid gave it to me as I was making a delivery. I sat on a bench, ready to eat it, but it slipped out of my hand, and I dropped it on the ground. “It won’t be good if a stray dog or cat eats it, and I can’t just leave it there,” I thought. I went to pick it up, but the bench I was sitting on was freshly painted, so I was a little stuck to it. But don’t worry. I definitely plan to go back and repaint it later. For the time being, I made sure to apologize for ruining it and picked up the chocolate. I also had plans to go grocery shopping, but I decided to wash my clothes first, since they had paint all over them. I went to the park bathroom to use the sink, but there was no soap, so I decided to just use water, but the water wouldn’t come out. The supermarket was about to have their sale, so I decided to give up on my clothes and just go, but then a hoard of crows attacked me. I must have done something to anger them by accident. I ran away from them, and that’s how I found myself here.

Kaede

(All of that flew right over my head, but it sounds like he went through a lot…!)

Toi

What a series of events…

Netaro

Ahaha! You are a funny one, indeed!

Laika

Heeheehee!

Daniel

So he’s like one of those clumsy heroine types.

Kaede

Cheer up…! Everyone has unlucky days.

Nagi

But I always…

Kaede

Hm?

Nagi

It’s nothing. Sorry.

Did your clothes get dirty? I feel like the paint on my clothes must have gotten on you while you got me down from the trap.

Kaede

Oh, I’m not sure. Do I look clean?

Daniel

All good. How ’bout me?

Netaro

No paint. And me?

Toi

Netaro-san, why would you have any paint on you when you didn’t even touch him…?

Nagi

Okay. That’s good. I can clean your handkerchief and give it back to you after, Mr. Angel.

Toi

Ah, uh, alright!

Nagi

Okay, bye.

*phone ringing*

Sonia

<⁠Hello! You’ve reached Flower Laundry!⁠>

Nagi

Sorry for not calling you earlier. I’ll make sure to drive safely and get home in about 50 minutes.

Sonia

<⁠Geez! What kind of exshtra-long detour were you taking?! I wash worried about you!⁠>

Nagi

Ah, speaking of detours… I’ll buy some bags for our burnable garbage on the way home. We need them for garbage day tomorrow. I’ll buy some snacks for us too. Special treat.

Sonia

<⁠Well, if you’re buying shnacksh, then I guessh I can forgive you for being a bit late.⁠>

Nagi

That’s good. Okay, I’ll try and be back soon.

Kaede

……

Daniel

Yo.

Kaede

*gasp*

Daniel

You sure you just wanna let him leave?

Kaede

Dang it! He left so casually that I totally forgot… Nagi-kun, hold on!

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*motorcycle engine revving*

Kaede

Wait, don’t leave yet!

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Nagi

What’s wrong?

…Wait, you shouldn’t stand in front like that. It’s dangerous. Move to the side.

Kaede

I’m sorry! Um, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something.

Nagi

Really?

Kaede

I was wondering if you wanted to be a member of the Night Team.

Nagi

Why?

Kaede

I remembered how diligent you were when you taught Renga-kun how to take care of his garden.

You really have an eye for small details, and you put a lot of thought into your work. You’d be great at working with tourists.

Nagi

……

Kaede

So I want you to become a member of the Night Team… And I actually want you to be the leader too.

Nagi

……

Huh?

Kaede

Uh, like I said, I want you to be the leader…

Nagi

What?

Kaede

The leader…

Nagi

Who?

Kaede

You.

Nagi

……

Does that mean I get to live with other people, travel with other people, and work with other people?

Kaede

Yes.

Nagi

Me?

Kaede

Yes.

Nagi

……

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Nagi

……

Kaede

(I-Is he blushing…?)

Nagi

*gasp*

Kaede

(And how he’s looking around suspiciously…)

(He seems to be interested, at least, but…I’m not sure how to interpret his reaction…)

Um, so what do you think? We’d really love to have you on board.

Nagi

……

I’m worried.

Kaede

Y-Yes, that makes sense! I totally understand!

So, um, you can just test the waters for a bit first! Just to get an idea of what it’s like…!

Nagi

……

Kaede

……

Black Cat

Meooow.

Kaede

Ah, a cat.

Nagi

…Cute.

We’re standing still right now, so it doesn’t count if a black cat crosses our path, right?

Kaede

Ahaha, I’ve thought about that before too. A black cat crossing your path is bad luck in this country, but it’s seen as good luck in other places.

Nagi

I see. Then the black cat community can be at ease.

Okay.

If I can just try it out for now…I’ll do it.