Unexpected Guests

Yokohama Station
Kaede

Another great day of work! Everyone handled the guests really well today!

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Yodaka

The Night Team’s first tour has been going quite well so far.

Ryui

Yeah, aside from that shit that happened with our show on the first day…

Toi

Eheheh, I remember that. But on the bright side, now we know how to handle little issues without panicking too much.

Nagi

Everyone’s built a tolerance to misfortune… That’s amazing.

Netaro

They do say humans can adapt to the environment just as well as cockroaches can.

Kaede

Oh, I got a message from Kafka. Hm…

Oguro Kafka

We did it, Chief. The guest coming in from the next bullet train will be our 20,000,000th. Make sure to show them a good time

Kaede

Huh…?! Wait, does that mean…?!

Oguro Kafka

HAMA will continue to be a dedicated tourism region!

Kaede

…!

Nagi

Chief, why’re you shaking? If a bird pooped on you or something, don’t worry. Something good will happen to balance it out, so it’s not all that ba⁠—

Kaede

Nagi-kun! HAMA’s finally cleared its 20,000,000 tourist quota…!

Toi

Wait, really?!

Ryui

Seriously…? We just barely made it.

Yodaka

That’s wonderful news. That was HAMA Tours’ biggest goal, wasn’t it?

Nagi

……

Netaro

Now Gii is starting to shake as well.

Kaede

Let’s go and greet the next guest when they get off their train!

Oguro Kafka

I’ll be heading over there with Renga too♪

Kaede

(Hm…? Why Renga-kun?)

Timeskip
Kaede

(They’re finally here… Our 20,000,000th guest…!)

W-Welcome to HAMA…! Wait, what?!

Koharu

Howdy! ♪

Nagi

Chief, who’s this?

Kaede

Koharu-san?! And…the rest of the KOBE mayors too?!

Koharu

Yep, we’re all here. It’s been a while! How y’all been?

Minamo

Hello, sorry for arriving without any notice… Ah, we watched the livestream of your concert. It was really great!

Kotonojo

Tch. This place is a trash heap. Where is Murakumo Ten?

Minamo

I think that it’s a nice city…

Oh, I need to take some reference pictures! I might set my next book in HAMA…

Koharu

Why, I’m happy as a pig in mud to see y’all again. Looks like you’re doin’ good, Chief.

Kaede

Ah, right… I forgot to thank you for letting me borrow your weather control device!

I know that it was a sudden request, but thank you for being so generous…

Koharu

Nah, don’t you worry ‘bout that. The festival worked out anyway, didn’t it? Good for y’all! ♪

Kaede

What’re the three of you doing in HAMA? I figure you’re pretty busy…

Kotonojo

Are you being sarcastic?

Koharu

Jus’ ignore Kotonojo for now.

We’re your 20,000,000th guests!

Kaede

W-Wait, you knew about that?!

Koharu

I got ev’ry tourism region’s guest data right up here. So, y’all takin’ some time outta your busy schedules to greet us?

Kaede

Ah, right! We are.

Nagi

Hello. Since you’re our 20,000,000th guests, we have a congratulatory bouquet for you.

Minamo

Oh, we hit the lucky number. Wow, it’s so pretty… Thank you so much.

Kotonojo

Surely you have another reward much more worthy of such an important milestone. Hand over Murakumo Ten.

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Renga

AAAAHHH!

What’re you guys doing here?!

Kafka

Welcome to HAMA, KOBE mayors. You must be pretty lucky to be our 20,000,000 guests.

Koharu

You said it. Hope y’all’re gonna show us a good time while we’re here. We’re just happy to go on a study trip ‘n’ observe our rivals at the same time!

Renga

Your rivals…?!

Kaede

(Mmm, Renga-kun looks really happy to be considered a rival.)

Kafka

Thanks, I appreciate your kindness. For your information, we don’t think that we’ve won yet, but we’re very close to overtaking you.

We hope you fully enjoy your time in HAMA. ♪

Koharu

Woah, fightin’ words, huh? Well, lookin’ forward to what y’all got in store for us.

…But I really do respect y’all. Y’did pretty well bringin’ this whole rag-tag group this far.

Well, not like us KOBE folk are all that unified either. I invited alla the mayors to come with me, but only two ended up agreein’.

Kafka

I’m not here to listen to your personal problems, thank you.

Koharu

Haha! Well, either way y’spin it, we’re still gonna be the first tourism region in the country t’ get a six-star review.

We ain’t gonna lose to some li’l chicks who just popped their heads outta their shells. ♪

Kafka

Oh, really? What a coincidence. That’s actually exactly what we were aiming for next.

I’ll have you know that the hare always loses to the tortoise in the end.

Renga

Y-You guys… What’s with the tension up in here? It’s freaking me out…! Someone stop them…!

Nagi

Umm, in times like these… I should contact the Isotake Betting Company, right?

Netaro

I bet 500,000 Zimbabwean dollars on Kafkaf!

Toi

M-Me too! I’ll bet this rune stone on Kafka-kun…!

Yodaka

We’ll get into a scandal if we start betting on them. If we’re going to gamble, it should be for free public services instead.

Ryui

Just don’t bet on the enemy…

Renga

G-God, I have no idea what they’re talking about… Chief, stop theeeem!