Epilogue of Ev3ns SIDE:A

HAMA House - Living Room
Kaede

Um, well, I think that Kafka should be the one to do this, but I suppose I can lead the toast, if you’ll have me…

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Kafka

Chief, have some confidence!

Kaede

Well, without further ado, here’s to HAMA’s continued success as a designated tourism ward… Cheers!

Renga

Ch… Cheers!

Akuta

Salute! …Man, I’ve always wanted to say that!

Raito

A toast!

Nagi

……

Yukikaze

The Morning Team prepared the food for everyone. We hope you enjoy it.

Ten

I fileted some fish too.

Muneuji

We hope everyone enjoys the decorations that our team put up.

Kiroku

We tried to…do a…Clockwork…Apple theme… It’s really…avant-garde.

Chihiro

The food’s so yummy, and the decorations are wicked! ♪ Right, Tao?

Tao

I’m gonna absolutely stuff myself with all of this… I wish we could eat like this every day.

Kinari

According to what I have observed from a number of films, this form of decoration often puts humans in a celebratory mood.

Kuguri

The painting on this cup is very well done. It has a beauty worth destroying…

Chihiro

Ah, Kugurinu, Kirokkuma drew portraits of all of us on each of the cups! Isn’t that literally the best? ♪

Kuguri

Oh… I’ll have to praise Kiroku for his work later.

Chihiro

The other teams worked supes hard on all of this, so we should make sure to put on a good show too!

Tao

Ugh, do we really have to do this? I don’t wanna…

Raito

It’ll be fine, it’s just this once. Besides, Ev3ns’ speciality is performance, isn’t it?

Kuguri

Why don’t you give everyone here a real show, maci?

Tao

What does that even mean…?

Chihiro

Kinyari, we should do the thingy that we practiced the other day.

Kaede

And now for a special performance from the Evening Team themselves! Everyone put your hands together for Ev3ns!

*applause*

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Akuta

Ooh! From our very own idol group! I got the camera rollin’, so make sure to put on the show of your lives, guys!

Nagi

Let’s go, Kitakata.

Renga

(I’m kinda excited to see what they’re gonna do…!)

Raito

Keep your eyes up here, because this moment belongs to us!

Chihiro

Me first! I’m Ev3ns’ smiley cutie, Chihiro, and I’ll be treating you all to a juggling show!

Hup, hup, yup!

*applause*

Renga

How’re you handling all of those knives…?! That’s insane, Chihiro!

Toi

I-I can’t believe I get to see THE iconic Chii Juggle that he performed for the 13Choose! talent assessment… Oh, my gooood! Chii-sama world domination…!

Kaede

(Where did Toi-kun get those Chihiro penlights from…?)

Toi

Brother Dearest, could you help too? My own 10 fingers aren’t nearly enough…!

Ryui

I gotcha! If Toi wants me to, then I’ll wave ‘em enough to match a whole arena of 17,000 people! Let’s go!

Kuguri

It’s our turn next, maci.

Show them the most decadent, heavenly time and use those delicate fingers of yours to pluck at these dear children like the strings of a harp.

Tao

I have no idea what you’re talking about…

Um, Kuguri-san and I are gonna put on a small magic show. Uh, direct your gaze to these cards.

Kuguri

Open your wide, innocent eyes and look, now. Under the spell of these dancing cards, you may even encounter sights you never wished to see.

Kafka

Wow, the cards are flying out of Kuguri’s hand and spinning around Tao… It almost makes you feel like magic is real.

Nanaki

Kugui-nii’s always been so talented.

Yodaka

Interesting… I would love to see him try flair bartending with me.

Yukikaze

Tao’s very skilled with card tricks too. Kuguri’s dancing cards combined with Tao’s more grounded tricks… They could be a top contender for the technique category in the Yukikaze Awards.

Raito

Next, Nayuki and I will be having a sparring match! Let’s go, Nayuki!

Nayuki

I’ll knock you out right here, right now.

*punching* *kicking*

Ten

Ahaha, looks like a little playground brawl. Right, Liguang-san?

Liguang

…No comment.

Muneuji

I’m on the edge of my seat just watching them. I’d like to spar against them myself someday.

Daniel

Haha, nice to see that my student’s made his big debut. This is the best show I could ask for.

Kaede

(Everyone’s having a great time! This really reminds me of the Beppu banquet. The team was upset that they couldn’t properly perform at the time, but they took that frustration and turned it into motivation…)

(I guess Kinari-kun’s next… Wait. He’s not gonna pull his arm off again, isn’t he?!)

Kinari

It seems I must offer a form of entertainment with an especially high impact to befit this performance.

I apologize for the wait. I will now remove my arm…

Chihiro

Kinyari, hold on! Weren’t you gonna dance to “Kyootie Thankie” with me?!

Tao

D-Don’t do it, Kinari!

Kuguri

Why don’t you just let plüss do as he wishes?

Raito

Kuguri, your arms have a connection to Kinari, right? Stop him!

Kuguri

…What?

*doorbell ringing*

Kaede

Oh, someone’s here! Let’s put the show on hold for now! Okay, Kinari-kun?!

Kinari

Yes, Master.

Kaede

I’ll go get the door!