HAMA Asunaro High School - Classroom

1

Akuta

Huh? What’s up, Muneuji?

Muneuji

The student council received word just now that there were transfer students entering the school today.

…15 students, to be exact. I believe Mr. Karigane should have contacted you about it.

Akuta

W-WHAAAAAAT!?!?

Muneuji

The goal of Plan Give ‘n’ Get is to give the entire student body chocolates, so I was rather concerned…

Akuta

Yeah. We managed to hand out 10,000 chocolates, since everyone helped out.

At this rate, we won’t be able to roll credits if we don’t get that 100% completion.

Muneuji

Well said. However, do we have the means to cover those 15 students?

Akuta

If it’s just 15 people, I can probably sneak out to the convenience store during lunch break and buy some Tiril chocolate…

……

Muneuji

What seems to be the problem?

Akuta

…I only have…

…46 yen left in my wallet.

Muneuji

I see… You are someone that I can trust, so I would not mind lending you some spare change, if you wish.

Akuta

……

Nah…

It’s fine. Thanks.

Muneuji

But…

Akuta

I’ve still got a card up my sleeve.

HAMA Asunaro High School - Rooftop

2

Akuta

……

Flashback Start
Valentine’s Pop-Up Venue
Akuta

Nothing says climbing the stairs to ADULTHOOD like a bougie box of chocolates!

HAMA House - Living Room
Kaede

Akuta-kun… You’re such a nice boy.

Flashback End
Akuta

Guess I should’ve known things were going a bit too smoothly for me today…

God’s given me the perfect opportunity to fire Chekhov’s gun.1

*paper tearing*

HAMA Asunaro High School - Principal’s Office
Sakujiro

Do be my guest, Principal Naoe.

Principal

<⁠To our esteemed transfer students, we wish you a most splendid youth at our glorious Hama Asunaro High School⁠—

3

Akuta

HAPPY VALENTIIIIIINE’S!

Sakujiro

!

Principal

<⁠You are…⁠>

Akuta

The one and only Love Guru!

Welcome to our very own Asu High! And for a limited-time only, instead of the usual moving-in soba, I’ll be handing out some chocolates to commemorate your transfers!

Alright, form a line, single file please.

Sakujiro

Isotake-kun, could those golden egg-shaped chocolates possibly be…?

Akuta

Well y’know, just to say HAMA NICE Valentine!

Sakujiro

…Ah, I see.

Transfer Student A

Ohh, thanks…? This seems pretty fancy though. You sure it’s alright?

Transfer Student B

Oh, this is awesome. I thought I wouldn’t get to give any chocolate to my friends this year.

Transfer Student C

I have no idea who you are, but thanks.

Akuta

…Heheheh.

Well then, peeps, best of luck to your youthful days!

HAMA Asunaro High School - Hallway

4

Akuta

Yay, the surprise was a huuuuuge success!!

I knew I should’ve given them the chocolates! They all looked super happy!

……

(Yeah, this was for the best.)

HAMA House - Living Room

5

Tao

Welcome back, Akuta.

Akuta

…’m back…

Yukikaze

You seem down. Are you hungry?

Akuta

……

Tao

Oh, that thing you’re holding… It’s the Golden Goose Egg chocolate box, right?

Akuta

Yeah…

Yukikaze

The wrapping paper is torn to pieces… Don’t tell me, did a crow attack you?

Tao

Or is someone at school giving you trouble…?

Akuta

Nope. I was just trying to get all the hidden achievements…

Tao & Yukikaze

…?

Yukikaze

Right, there were 15 transfer students…

Tao

And that box has 16 chocolates in it. I don’t know if we had just the right amount or if we were just short…

Akuta

I thought about using my last 46 yen to buy a small purple kale, like, I thought I should at least make it look pretty since it’s only a single piece of chocolate.

But since Teach’s an adult, I thought maybe he’d understand even if I gave him cheap candy…

Akuta

I thought about using my last 46 yen to buy a small purple kale,2 like, I thought I should at least make it look pretty since it’s only a single piece of chocolate.

But since Teach’s an adult, I thought maybe she’d understand even if I gave her cheap candy…

Yukikaze

…Akuta.

Akuta

Hm?

Yukikaze

The price doesn’t matter. Chief would be more than happy with anything as long as you put your true feelings into it.

Akuta

Put my true feelings into it…

Yukikaze

Yes, whether it’s a single piece of chocolate or some purple kale.

Tao

Yep. Even if it’s not chocolate, I’m sure he’d⁠—

Tao

Yep. Even if it’s not chocolate, I’m sure she’d⁠—

Akuta

Even if it’s not chocolate…?

(Ahh… it’s coming. The spark, it’s here!!)

Ah… AHHHHH…!

WE STILL HAVE THE CREDIT COOKIES LEFT TO GO!!!

HAMA House - Snake Room

6

Kiroku

I’m…back…

Akuta

……

Kiroku

Isotake…

(He’s glued to the screen and seems really focused… Is he working on a movie?)

Akuta

……

Kiroku

(! It’s footage of the chief smiling…)

Akuta

…!!

Kiroku

(He’s clipping them at a tremendous speed…!)


Footnotes

  1. A narrative principle where an element introduced into a story first seems unimportant, but will later take on great significance.

  2. The original Japanese says ハボタン三郎 (hadatan saburou) with hadatan being a type of kale/cabbage and saburou meaning “third son”, which is a reference to how kale and cabbage are related. The third child also symbolizes good luck in Japanese culture, so the reference here is that Akuta wanted to present Kaede with a lucky item.