Campsite

1

Yukikaze

This is…a very impressive barbecue grill.

Raito

It’s the latest model imported from America. I heard it can grill several kilograms of meat at once!

Tao

All the food looks crazy too. Tons of meat, seafood, veggies… Is it normal to have this much?

Raito

Yeah, they plan on offering this much even when they open to the public. They’d love to hear your thoughts afterwards.

Yukikaze

I’ll make sure to tell them. It’s the least I could do after being invited to such an exciting barbecue.

Let me turn on the grill.

Tao

…Hm? Wait, where’s Muneuji?

Raito

He said he’d join us after a quick bathroom break⁠— Oh, there he is. Over here!

2

Muneuji

…My apologies for the wait…

Tao

Huh? What… What’s happening…?

Muneuji

…No human can resist the beauty of night…

Yukikaze

…It looks like there’s a light shining around him. Is that just me?

Raito

His smile looks different from usual too. It’s like one of those archaic smiles in art…

Tao

Yeah… Yeah, right? I’m not imagining that, right?!

Muneuji

…Ah, grilled meat. Everyone, grill to your hearts content…

Raito

He has the same air of power and nobility as a royal courtier.

Yukikaze

Yeah, looking at him almost makes me want to put my hands together in gratitude.

Tao

Wait, what are you guys even saying?! There’s clearly something weird going on here…!

Frazzled High School Boy

GYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH?!?!

Tao

Woah, what was that?

Frazzled High School Boy

*gasp* I was so utterly overjoyed to be graced by His Majesty’s presence outside of school that I acted shamefully…!

Tao

…School? Are you one of Muneuji’s classmates?

Frazzled High School Boy

Yes! I am truly blessed to encounter His Majesty…here…

Raito

I didn’t expect to see other Asu High students here!

Yukikaze

Any friend of Muneuji’s is a little brother of mine. Would you like to join us for our barbecue?

Frazzled High School Boy

GYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH?!?!

Ki… Kitakata-senpai and Kamina-senpai…?! A-A-A-Asu High’s famed alumni are here too?! Oh, my word, they’re too bright for my mortal eyes…!

Muneuji

…All humans are equal. Do not speak of yourself as such…

Frazzled High School Boy

HAH…! Thank you for your wisdom. I shall make note of it.

Tao

Um, so, are you here to do some…leisuring? Too?

Equestrian Club President

I was captivated by His Majesty’s awe-inspiring horseback archery, and ever since, I have served as a member of Secret Head-Start Decapitation and the president of the Romantza Pastorale Equestrian Club!

Thus, I am here to participate in an equestrian competition that will be hosted by the owner of this establishment’s stable tomorrow!

Raito

Oh, I didn’t know they were doing that! They have so many fun events running, even before the grand opening!

Yukikaze

So it’s an event for Asu High students? I’d love to go and watch.

Equestrian Club President

Ah, well, in all honesty… The competition is open for anyone to participate without advance notice… Peek!

Raito

Oh, is that so? Muneuji, you’re knowledgeable about horses, so why don’t you enter?

Tao

Yeah. Relaxing in peace is great too, but I think you should do something to get your blood pumping⁠—

Muneuji

…Conflict is an effortless endeavor, but it blankets the world in twilight and fills the soul with discord…

Tao

What?

Equestrian Club President

B-But Your Majesty…!

Tao

(He understood what that meant?! He looks sad about it, so I guess that means Muneuji rejected the idea?)

Raito

Are you sure?

Muneuji

…Forsooth…

Tao

Okay, what does that mean?

Kuguri

…Well, well. It seems to me that he’s reached his ultimate state of being.

But has he found what he’s truly searching for there?

Cottage

3

Yukikaze

What’s his temperature?

Muneuji

…XXXVI.VI…

Tao

36.6 degrees. Seems normal.

Raito

I’m glad he’s not sick, at least.

Yukikaze

But…he’s been acting strangely since the barbecue.

He would normally volunteer to be in charge of barbecues, but he was barely moving the whole time.

Raito

But he ate quite a bit of food, and he’s still responding to us. I think he’s okay.

Yukikaze

That’s true. As long as he’s eating properly…

Tao

No, guys, something weird is happening. I don’t think we should just let this slide.

Muneuji report

Muneuji

…Haha, these shackles that bind me…

Yukikaze

Shackles?

Muneuji

…I must now relinquish my vacant worldly compulsions…

Yukikaze

! Wait, you’re throwing it out? But you worked so hard to write that.

…I’ll keep this with me for the time being.

Hammock Site

Muneuji report

Yukikaze

(…We’ve read over this report so many times together and worked through it one step at a time.)

(If he’s trying to throw it out, then…maybe Tao’s correct in his suspicions. Something might be wrong with Muneuji…)

(When things like this come up, it’s best to consult an expert. I just hope he’s still awake…)

HAMA House - Horse Room / Hammock Site

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Ushio

<⁠…Why are you calling me so late at night?⁠>

Yukikaze

My apologies. I had a question about Muneuji, and I wanted your opinion.

It doesn’t seem like he has a fever, but he won’t eat anything unless someone hand-feeds him, and all he did during the barbecue was just stand by and watch. He was also about to throw out the report he made…

Ushio

<⁠I’m sorry, what? Are you sure you’re talking about Muu-cha⁠— About Muneuji?⁠>

Yukikaze

Yes… Since you know him well, do you think his behavior sounds strange?

Ushio

<⁠Very strange. He wouldn’t throw away something he spent that much work on, and he’d never stand around and do nothing at a big group event like a barbecue.⁠>

Yukikaze

I thought so. Is this the first time he’s been like this?

Ushio

<⁠No… He gets like that sometimes, like when he first started kyudo or when he gets really invested in something…⁠>

<⁠…Should I come over?⁠>

Yukikaze

No, I couldn’t ask you to walk around in the dark. I’d be worried about you.

We’ll do what we can. Do you have any ideas on how we can help him?

Ushio

<⁠…Like, how to bring him back to his senses?⁠>

Yukikaze

Yes.

Ushio

<⁠There is one thing…⁠>

Cottage

5

Yukikaze

Everyone, I have an idea. Where’s Muneuji?

Tao

Sleeping. I think the food made him sleepy.

Yukikaze

…Well, I’m glad he’s healthy.

Raito

What was your idea?

Yukikaze

I was talking with Ushio about it over the phone, but I actually wanted to consult you on it too. Do you have some time after this?

Raito

Hm? I’m not sure what you have in mind, but I’ll do what it takes to help Muneuji.

Timeskip
Tao

*yawn…*

(Kamina-san and Raito-san went to have a chat, so I guess I’ll go to sleep.)

(Ever since I got my life back in order, I’ve been getting tired so early. It’s crazy…)

Yukikaze

Hiyah!

Tao

Hm? Is that someone yelling outside…?

Raito

Again!

Yukikaze

Hup!

Raito

Like…this!

Tao

(What are they doing…?)

(…Eh, whatever. I probably wouldn’t get through to them. I’ll just go to sleep.)