Haunted House - Main Hall
Housekeeper

After you.

Kaede

Wow, this room is beautiful…!

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Renga

Reminds me of the rooms my grandmother and her friends used for their noon tea.1

Housekeeper

I have received a message from the master addressed to Domeki-sama. I will now deliver it.

<⁠Thank you for accepting my invitation. You are free to roam around the manor as you wish, and you may use any of the items inside.⁠>

<⁠However, I do have one condition if you would like to accept ownership of the house.⁠>

Kuguri

A condition?

Kiroku

I guess…he won’t just give you…such a big manor…for free.

Housekeeper

The master would like for Domeki-sama to grant his “wish.”

Kinari

His wish? What is it?

Housekeeper

You should already know what it is, Domeki-sama.

Kuguri

Should I…? Good grief, I have no clue.

Housekeeper

Unfortunately, I cannot elaborate further.

Kaede

Maybe figuring out his wish is a part of the wish itself.

Kuguri

Hmm, a roundabout way of doing things. And bothersome at that.

…Hm?

Noir

Meow.

Kiroku

Ah… A black cat.

Kuguri

Oh, do you live here?

Housekeeper

Hello, Noir. I see you have finally shown yourself.

Kinari

Is Noir the name of this cat?

Housekeeper

Yes. He was originally a stray, but he eventually started taking residence in the manor, so the master took him in.

Renga

So that’s what your name is. C’mere, Noir.

Noir

Mrmp.

Renga

Urk, he turned away from me…

Kaede

He’s totally glued to Kuguri-san’s legs… He must really like you.

Kuguri

I prefer the company of cold-blooded creatures, personally.

Noir

Myahh…

Housekeeper

That is all I have to say. I shall retire to the foyer, so if there is anything you need, please let me know.

I hope you enjoy your stay here. Excuse me.

Kaede

Hmm, what could the owner’s wish be…? Kinari-kun, do you have a moment?

Kinari

Yes, Master.

Kaede

The head of this house is Sakai Alfred, right? Could you do a quick search on him?

Kinari

Understood. Now searching for “Sakai Alfred.”

……

……?

Kaede

What’s up?

Kinari

I am not able to connect to the external network. There seems to be a sort of jamming or interference in the way.

Kaede

What?! W-Why…?

Um, are you gonna be okay? Like, will you be able to operate properly…?

Kinari

Yes. I am simply unable to connect to the external network, but there are no issues with my general functions. However, if my battery is depleted, I will forcibly enter sleep mode.

Kaede

Oh, okay… I guess the only thing we can do is search for info around the mansion then. Let’s start with this room.

Kiroku

There’s a lot of…food and…drinks…on that big table.

Renga

Oh! They got water! I’ve been feeling kinda thirsty. Can I take it…?

Kuguri

They said we’re allowed to use anything we want, so I assume it’s fine.

Renga

Alright. I’ll drink some then!

…Phew, that hits the spot… Maybe I’ll get another glass…

Kiroku

(If he drinks that much water…)

Renga

…Hm? What’s this supposed to be?

Kinari

…I believe it is a salad made with boiled egg, mozzarella cheese, steamed chicken, and mushroom.

Renga

All of the food here has no color.

*laughter*

Kiroku

…! There’s that…laugh again…!

Kaede

Yeah. I heard it too⁠—

*clunk*

Kaede

Wah, what?!

*wind whooshing* *clattering*

Kaede

(There’s a gust blowing in…!)

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Kinari

! Master, please be careful. The glassware and cutlery are floating in the air.

Kaede & Renga

Uwaaaahhh?!

Kiroku

…?! Is there…

A polter…geist…?!

Kuguri

…What a fuss.

Kinari

I believe this is an effect of the gust that blew in from the window. Master, please stand back.

Kaede

Oh… Thanks, Kinari-kun!

Renga

Kisuke, get behind me too! Don’t worry, I’ll protect you…!

Kiroku

O-Okay…!

Kuguri

The house certainly has a lively way of welcoming us. Alright, where’s that wine that was promised in the letter?

Kaede

Wha⁠— Kuguri-san?! You shouldn’t be moving around right now…! You’ll get hurt!

Kuguri

I can handle this much, cica.

…Hm? It’s certainly a rare one, but it’s just a white wine. Don’t they have any red wine here?

Kaede

(Th-There’s stuff flying around everywhere, but none of it’s hitting Kuguri-san, and he doesn’t seem to care at all…!)

I-I’m kind of impressed…

Kiroku

N-Nishizono-san…! There’s another…candlestick coming towards us…!

Renga

WHUH?! S-Stay back!

Kinari

Master, I recommend we relocate.

Kaede

(I need to stop being distracted by Kuguri-san…!)

Yeah, you’re right. Let’s get outta here, everyone!


Footnotes

  1. Renga originally says ティーパーチー (tii paachii), a mispronunciation of ティーパーティー (tii paatii). I have translated it here as him saying “noon tea” instead of the more correct term, “afternoon tea.”