Be in Chaos

Beppu - Blood Pond Stage
Kaede

(This is the last day of our ambassador work. *sigh…* I wish Ev3ns could perform on this stage…)

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Raito

I didn’t expect for us to be assisting a different idol group on our last day here.

Chihiro

Chiimons, right? Their whole mascot character thingy is super adorbs, but I’m sad that we’re not performing.

Tao

They’re really popular… The show won’t be on for another hour, but there are already so many people here…

Chihiro

You don’t know them? They’re crazy famous mascot idols. Sucks to admit it, but they’re way more popular than us.

Nayuki

I tried to get something set up for us, but I suppose people aren’t too fond of the idea of ex-prisoners becoming idols… I’m sorry that I couldn’t do more.

Kaede

You tried your best, Nayuki-kun! It’s sad that we couldn’t perform during this study trip, but we can still work hard to prepare something once we get back home.

Nayuki

Well… I do suppose part C of the performance is still quite messy.

Tao

The only things we did here were a bunch of odd jobs and some magic tricks.

(…I wanted us to become real idols and debut.)

Kaede

Okay everyone, let’s give it our all today!

(It’s a shame that the team wasn’t able to perform, but…I’ll make sure to get a video of the Chiimons performance. I’m sure Kiroku-kun would love it.)

Timeskip
Tao

Man, Chiimons is way too popular… I can finally take a break…

! Kinari… Are you on break too?

Kinari

…Kinouchi Tao.

Tao

Uh, so… There’s something I wanted to ask you. Was your original name also Kinari, but written differently? Like, with the kanji for “to live” and “to become”?1

(I hope this isn’t too sudden. I just…wanna make sure.)

Kinari

?! …How did you know?

Tao

We kinda talked about it back on the island. Like, about how I was classmates with…the original you.

Kinari

…? Inconsistency found. When comparing the original’s age to your age…

*crowd clamoring*

Tao

Hm? What’s going on? The crowd’s getting kinda restless.

Chiimon Fan A

Um, what do you mean?!

Tourism Bureau Official

I’m so sorry for the trouble. It seems the leader of Chiimons got stuck in a train door…

Chiimon Fan B

So they’re not coming?! We flew all this way just to see them!

Chiimon Fan A

Come ooooon!

Tourism Bureau Official

I cannot apologize enough…!

Chiimon Fan C

We went out of our way to come here. Like, are you kidding me?

Tao

Kinari, things look bad over there. Let’s go get the others.

Kinari

…Affirmative.

Kaede

Things are getting pretty tense. This might turn into a really huge upset… It’s gonna hurt Beppu’s tourism reviews…

Raito

This is the perfect time for us to help. Chief, tell us what we need to do.

Kaede

Ah! You’re right! Thank you so much!

Omotenashi Battle
Chihiro

I hope you enjoyed Beppu so super-duper much, everyoooone! ♪

Kuguri

And I hope you enjoyed every single inch of my body… ♪

Chiimon Fan A

Aaahhh! I can’t believe there’s another Chii that’s this cute!

Chiimon Fan B

Hrng… Kuguri-san… You’re a gift from God…

Chiimon Fan C

*sigh* But, like, we came here to see Chiimons…

Chiimon Fan D

Let’s just leave.

Kaede

Everyone did really well, but half of the crowd still seems unsatisfied…

Raito

<⁠Please, wait! We actually have a special guest performance for you today! We’d love it if you could stay and watch.⁠>

Kaede

Huh?! Raito-san?!

Nayuki

What the hell is that moron doing?!

Chiimon Fan A

A guest performance?

Tourism Bureau Official

Uh, wait, hold on. What do you think you’re doing…?

Raito

Please, believe in me. I’ll take responsibility for anything that happens.

Tourism Bureau Official

…A-Are you sure? Well, if you insist, then…

Raito

Ev3ns! It’s time for our first performance!

Kaede

Whaaat?!


Footnotes

  1. Kinari’s original name is 生成, while his name as an android is 機成. Both are pronounced as “Kinari,” but his original name is written with the kanji for “to live” and “to become,” while his android name is written with the kanji for “machine” and “to become.”