The Secret Exchange Diary

Hakodate - Hakodate Jiyu Ichiba
Kaede

Markets are always so packed in the morning!

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Yodaka

It seems like a lot of local chefs come here to buy ingredients. That’s a sign of a great market.

We should buy gifts for Danny and Toi while we’re here.

Kaede

Well, Manager Daniel just overslept, but I really wanna buy something to help Toi feel better.

Nagi

*sniff sniff* I smell something that’s making me hungry.

Netaro

Look! They are selling white rice and something called “fish-shed soup”1 over there!

Nagi

……

Kaede

Fish head soup. You can, of course, order squid since it’s a Hakodate speciality, but you can also get portions of sashimi and salmon roe to mix it all together.

Yodaka

It sounds like a very simple way to get fresh, local seafood. I imagine it must be popular with tourists.

Kaede

Yeah, we should check it later!

(But now that I look around…)

Tourist A

Ugh, it’s so crowded in here…

Tourist B

It makes sense, considering how much stuff they sell here.

Tourist C

What’s this line for? I wanna knoooow!

Tourist D

Kazuo! Watch where you’re going, or you’ll trip over the boxes!

Kaede

(The paths are filled to the brim with shoppers and supply boxes! Alright, it’s our time to shine…!)

Omotenashi Battle
Kaede

Alright, we provided some services to the shoppers and helped clear the paths a bit! This should make it easier for everyone to get around!

Yodaka

Hm? We’ve lost Netaro.

Nagi

Ah, he ran off to the squid-fishing area.

Yodaka

Haha… He has a strange whimsy to him. It’s almost childlike.

When I start to wonder if my own childhood was like that, I feel quite nostalgi⁠—

*high-pitched ringing*

2

Kaede

(Hm? Yodaka-san’s pressing his finger between his brows…)

What happened? Are you okay?

Yodaka

…My apologies. It’s just a headache.

Nagi

Huh? Should we take a break?

Yodaka

It’s alright. I’m quite used to them. But that aside, I wonder if 10 would be enough.

Kaede

10 of what?

Yodaka

10 crabs. It looks like they offer a refrigerated delivery service, so I wanted to buy some for our friends back in HAMA.

Kaede

Huh? But those are king crabs…

Nagi

Even one of those would cost half of my monthly food budget…

Yodaka

Oh, they have scallops as well. Excuse me, miss, I’ll take 30 of these. I’ll also buy some squid and salmon and ask Yukikaze to cook a seafood hot pot for us.

Kaede

A-Are you sure?

Yodaka

Hm? We have five mayors who are still growing young boys, so we need as much food as we can buy.

Kaede

(He’s so gentlemanly…!)

I-I can help! What about you, Nagi-kun?

Nagi

Ah… I want to help, but there’s somewhere I wanted to go…

Kaede

That’s okay. We’ll see you later!

Timeskip

3

Nagi

Excuse me, I’ll take these roses, the lavenders, the wisterias, and these azalea branches.

Yes, can I have them sent to this hotel, please? Thank you very much.

(Okay… Now my flower supply is restocked. I should be able to make it through this trip.)

Hm?

Netaro

*munch, munch* Ahhh, the elasticity of this salmon roe is excellent!

Nagi

(Netaro’s eating at the food court. All alone…)

……

Netaro

I truly feel like I’m feasting on a life form. Next, this crab fish-shed soup!

Nagi

……

Netaro

Fiss-head soup? Hm, what was it again? Fiss-shead? Hmm… I don’t quite recall…

4

Nagi

Fish head.

Netaro

Hm? Gii!

Nagi

…Sorry, it was just bugging me.

Netaro

I thought you were avoiding me out of fear.

Nagi

Urgghh…

Netaro

Are you no longer afraid?

Nagi

…No, I’m still scared.

…I thought about ignoring you, but…

I thought that you might be sad about being isolated, so I changed my mind.

Netaro

Hm…?

Nagi

I don’t know if you came here alone, but…you came to a planet you have no connections with. Like, you’re sitting here alone eating salmon roe.

So I thought that you might be lonely.

Netaro

Lonely”.

Nagi

Yeah. Don’t you feel lonely thinking about your family or your friends?

Netaro

Friends…

Ahh! The squid I saw at the squid-fishing area looked exactly like my superior, so I exploded into laughter! I was unable to eat it, so I refrained.

Nagi

Huh…? Oh, um, okay.

Netaro

Why do humans feel “lonely” when they think of their family and friends?

Nagi

I guess it’s an emotion that aliens don’t understand. Like, maybe your bodies aren’t made that way…

Netaro

……

Flashback Start
Boy

Maybe you just never feel lonely, Netaro. That’s why you can’t understand it…

Flashback End
Netaro

Hm…

Nagi

Netaro?

Netaro

Humans feel lonely when they are by themselves, correct? A human I used to know taught me that.

Nagi

Yeah. It’s lonely to be on your own. It makes you sad.

The salmon roe here is really good, but if you don’t have anyone to enjoy it with, it makes you sad.

If you have someone who’ll always stay by your side, everything makes you happie⁠—

Netaro

It makes you happier?! What is the logic behind that?!

Nagi

Being together cuts sadness levels in half…!

Netaro

On what grounds?!

Nagi

When you have someone to share your life with, your life feels happier. I think. Probably. No, definitely. Without a doubt.

Netaro

So very mysterious!

Nagi

You only just came to Earth recently, so I should teach you all of these things as your representative for humanity.

Netaro

How reliable! Thank you!

Nagi

(Huh? I don’t feel scared anymore. That’s weird…)

(Netaro kinda feels like a harmless little kid.)

Kaede

You two look like you’re having fun.

Nagi

Ah, Chief.

Netaro

Gii has taught me that being on your own causes you to feel lonely and sad.

Kaede

S-Sounds like you were talking about something deep.

Nagi

Ah, uh, not really…

Kaede

Well, hmm… People live their lives in lots of different ways these days, but that’s generally the case for most people.

Netaro

Mmm, I would like know more!

Kaede

Ah, Yodaka-san’s here. Okay, if you’re done eating, we can head out now.

Nagi

Okay.

Netaro

That being said, Gii…

You said precisely the same things that he did.

Hakodate - Hotel Room

5

Toi

*sob…* *sniff*

(We’re both still writing in our exchange diary, but…)

(Why do I always cry when Aa-chama responds to me…?)

*sob*

“Why is my dear brother avoiding me?”

“He must feel that his life is restricted when he is tied to you.”

“But for him, escape is futile. Likewise, he is eternally unable to change the blood that flows within his body.”

“Shall I lend you my power?”

Toi

……

If I borrow Aa-chama’s power…will brother Dearest finally come back to me? Will he stay with me forever…?

……

Hakodate - Hotel Lounge

6

Daniel

PT! Over here! Look over here!

???

<⁠Meooow.⁠>

Daniel

Ohh, good girl! I’ll be home soon, okay? Just sit tight and wait for me.

Kaede

What are you doing, Daniel-sa⁠— Oh! It’s PT!

You’re watching her on your pet camera! You asked Nayuki-kun to take care of her, right?

Daniel

Yeah. But seein’ her makes me just wanna drop everything and run back home!

Yodaka

So this is the cat I’ve seen wandering around the HAMA House.

Netaro

You have a cat?! I’d like to pet it.

Nagi

Me too. I won’t mind if she bites me.

Daniel

Why’re you already expectin’ her to bite you?

PT’s the cutest cat in the whole damn world! I’ll introduce her to you guys when we get back.

Kaede

Shumai’s gonna get jealous if everyone gives PT more attention than him.

Netaro

That green pea creature never wants to be around me…

Kaede

(Yeah, he did bark at him a lot when they first met…)

Yodaka

On an unrelated note, what are we having for dinner tonight?

Kaede

Ah, right, I forgot about that. We haven’t really decided on anything yet.

You need a reservation for the buffet here, so…I guess we have to eat at a restaurant. Either the one in this building or one outside…

7

Toi

Daimon Yokocho.

Kaede

Woah! Oh, Toi-kun… You really scared me there.

Toi

We will go to Daimon Yokocho.

Kaede

Huh?

Netaro

Toyyy, you’re finally awake.

Toi

…Silence.

Stand. We shall meet outside.

Kaede

(He left…)

8

Netaro

……

Daniel

W-What just happened? He was actin’ kinda weird.

Kaede

I’m not sure. Maybe he’s still sad about Ryui-kun…

Yodaka

Is that how he acts when he’s upset?

Daniel

Y’never know with kids these days.

Nagi

Hm… He’s speaking differently…and acting cold…

*gasp*

Maybe he’s at the age where he’s in that phase…

Yodaka

…Are you talking about that?2

Daniel

Ahh, like when kids look up at the sky during a hurricane and go “It’s coming…”

Nagi

And they start wrapping bandages around their arms…

Kaede

Huhh? Nagi-kun, Toi-kun’s a whole year older than you.

Daniel

Happens to everyone at a different age.

Netaro

I have positively no clue what you are all going on about.

Yodaka

Netaro, we’re just agreeing to let Toi be without judging him too harshly.

Netaro

I see!

Nagi

Let’s just pretend nothing happened when he goes back to normal.

Daniel

It’s what good adults should do.

Kaede

Okay, sounds like a plan.

(I’m worried about Toi-kun… We need to find Ryui-kun fast so he can go back to normal…!)


Footnotes

  1. Arajiru is a Japanese soup made from various fish leftovers, not just the head. I decided to call it fish head soup here in order to properly translate Netaro misprounouncing the name of the dish.

  2. The team is hinting towards Toi having 中二病 (chuunibyou, lit. “middle schooler syndrome”). This is a word used in Japanese pop culture to describe young teenagers who go through a phase where they pretend they have special powers or a secret, fantastical identity in an effort to stand out and get attention from others. While not fully translatable to English, I have decided to call it an “edgy phase” here and in future mentions of it.