The Man With No Mole

L4mps Stage
Kaede

(The first day of the tour’s coming to an end…! There was a lot of stuff we had to rush, but we managed to make it with help from the other teams!)

1

Sakujiro

The word of mouth advertising from the Morning Team helped to bring more guests here than we had expected.

Daniel

Yeah, looks like it’s gonna be a good crowd tonight.

Nayuki

Let’s take away some of the staff seating and add more seats for the audience.

Muneuji

I apologize for the interruption. Chief, is there anything I can help with?

Kaede

Muneuji-kun…! Thank you!

Yachiyo

Kaguya-kun, your work ethic is so good for someone of your age. Could you help me set up the temporary guest seats?

Muneuji

Understood.

Yachiyo

Follow me! We’re in a hurry, so be sure to run!

Muneuji

(But he’s walking quite slowly himself…)

Kaede

(Yachiyo-kun seems so excited to help… I’m a little worried about him, but as long as Muneuji-kun’s around, he’ll be fine.)

Yukikaze

Chief, here’s a cool towel to help wipe your sweat off. Go ahead and use it.

Kaede

Yuki-nii… Thank you so much…!

Yukikaze

We just got a report from Nanaki and Kinari about the equipment installation. Everything looks good.

Kaede

Got it!

Daniel

Alright! Gotta keep workin’ hard to get to that afterparty booze.

Kaede

Yep!

Hakkei

(I arrived a bit late, but they let me in, despite the admissions hitting their limit. It looks like the Night Team has succeeded in attracting a large amount of guests, at least.)

(But if those guests are left unsatisfied, they will not come back. I wonder how the youngest team, L4mps, will perform tonight. I’m very excited to find out.)

Backstage

2

Toi

Some of my customers weren’t very interested in fortune-telling to begin with, but they all really enjoyed it… It made me so happy! How did you do, Brother Dearest?

Ryui

Thanks to your fortunes, all my customers took their scrips. I’ll make sure to buy ya the clothes you wanted soon.

Toi

Yaaay! Now I wear TuRyStA just like Chii-sama!

Nagi

Along with the tourists, the locals liked my idea too. They said it’ll be nice to see more plants around town.

Netaro

The Bun Fantasia was a great success! A number of humans ate so much they could not even move.

Kaede

Hi, everyone! Are the outfits fitting alright?

Toi

Yep, they’re perfect! Brother Dearest looks super cool in his!

Nagi

This is the fanciest set of clothes I’ve ever worn.

Kaede

That’s awesome! We’ll have to thank Sakujiro for his work on them later… Hm? Where’s Yodaka-san?

Netaro

Oyo? He wasn’t with you, Doudou?

Toi

Maybe he’s running late.

Daniel

Call ‘im.

Ryui

We did, but he didn’t pick up. Hey, freak. Y’know where he’s at?

Toi

Oh, right! If you stuck a mole on Yodaka-san like you did to me that one day and used it to talk to him…

Netaro

Oh, you must be referring to the fake moles I invented to stalk people with, the Crazy Stalking Mole. I attempted to attach one to Yoda, but he took it off practically immediately. So it was no use.

Daniel

What the hell are you talkin’ about?

Netaro

I stuck 13 on you, Daa.

Daniel

Huh, where? Which ones…?!

Kaede

This isn’t good… The show’s about to start…

Daniel

I saw Yunyun earlier, if that helps.

Kaede

Oh, the bartender!

Daniel

Yeah. He said he’d come to see the show after he closed up.

Kaede

Yunyun-san might know where he is…! I’m gonna go look for him!

L4mps Stage
Kaede

(Yunyun-san… Yunyun-san…!)

*bump* Ah, I’m sorry…!

3

Liguang

Excuse me… Oh, it’s you.

Kaede

Ah, Liguang-san!

We lost Yodaka-san! So I’m looking for someone! He’s the bartender at Yumejuya! If you see him, please let me knoooow! *running*

Liguang

…Murakumo.

Ten

Whaaat? C’mon, just ask your lackey instead.

Backstage

4

Nagi

How long before the show starts?

Netaro

In Earth time, 14 minutes and 43 seconds, 42 seconds, 41 seconds…

Toi

We only have 14 minutes left…

Ryui

It’ll be okay, Toi. Calm down.

Netaro

If Yoda, of all people, is late, there must be a reason.

Nagi

Hm…

Toi, can I ask you for something?

L4mps Stage
Kaede

(There’s too many people…! I have no idea where he is…)

5

Kuguri

Good evening, cica. You’re panting quite hard. What’s the matter?

Kaede

Ah! Kuguri-sa⁠—

Yunyun

……

Kaede

There you are! Yunyun-san!!

Yunyun

Wow?

Kaede

Why are you with Kuguri-san?!

Kuguri

I’m one of Yumejuya’s many patrons.

Kaede

Oh, that makes sense! Um, do you know where Yodaka-san is?!

Yunyun

Huh?

Kaede

The show’s about to start, but Yodaka-san’s not here!

Yunyun

…Oh, he’s not? That’s weird. He left the bar before I did and was heading right this way.

Maybe he got lost or something… Just kidding. Hahaha! Ah, but some kinda accident happened, so maybe he got caught in a traffic jam.

Kaede

I see. Okay…! Thank you so much!

Yunyun

Yeeeep. Good luck.

Kuguri

(This man is a liar… Well, the sight of cica in a panic is adorable, so I’ll leave it be.)

Kaede

(There’s only seven minutes left…! Maybe I should just go back… No, but Kafka…!)

(I should’ve told Kafka that I was worried about Yodaka-san’s health. This is my fault for ignoring my own gut instincts… No! This isn’t the time to be having those thoughts…!)

(Should they just perform with four people? I can try to find Yodaka-san in the meantime… But what if I never find him?)

(We could delay the show… Even if it’s just for 30 minutes… We’d need to make an announcement. But what if Yodaka-san says that he doesn’t want to perform anyway?!)

(What should I do…? What should I do? What can I do in only seven minutes?)

*phone ringing*

Kaede

*gasp* H-Hello…?!

Nagi

<⁠Is everything okay?⁠>