Epilogue of R1ze SIDE:A

Company Van
Kaede

I’m really excited for the party tonight.

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Kafka

I’m just happy I get to go shopping with you, Chief. ♪

Shumai

Woof woof!

Kafka

You look happy too, Shumai.

We were lucky that we got to do the shopping, so I can take you outside with us.

Yachiyo

Castca’s1 that huge, super cheap wholesale supermarket, right? The holy land of the paupers! I’m so excited!

Yukikaze

I went there with the chief a lot after I got my license. They sell everything for pretty cheap and in big portions, so it’s fun to browse around.

Kafka

Hah, nobody wants to hear you brag about going shopping with our chief.

Yachiyo

I must be of use to thank you for bringing me there… Liguang-san! May I take over the driving for you?!

Liguang

*gasp*

N-No, it’s fine. Fuefuki, just sit there. And restrain yourself with your seatbelt while you’re at it.

Ten

Ooh, you’re so pale, Liguang-san. What’s the matter? Are you scared of someone?

Liguang

……

Renga

……

Kaede

You know, I really didn’t expect our 20,000,000th visitors to be the KOBE mayors.

Kafka

I was about 50% sure that it would be the case. I invited them when I felt like it was the perfect time.

And we got some pretty good publicity out of it too.

Kaede

(Right, the news did report on it. “Popular KOBE Mayors Arrive in HAMA! The 20,000,000th Guest Miracle!” or something. I wonder if Kafka already knew this would happen.)

Ten

What? You invited them yourself? Sheesh, gimme a break. It was a pain in the ass to deal with that Kotonojo person.

Yukikaze

Don’t say that, Ten. I’m sure you did some great work. You’re very skillful, after all.

Ten

Yeah, but that wasn’t what I was talking about. I had the hardest time trying to get Kotonojo off of me.

Kaede

Our KOBE trip, huh? That brings back so many memories. Do you remember when we went on the Ferris wheel together, Renga-kun?

Renga

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Kaede

Renga-kun?

Renga

Woah! Huh? What?

Kafka

Renga, you went on the Ferris wheel with our chief?! How come you get to have a head start?!

Yukikaze

*gasp…* I missed my chance to ride the Ferris wheel with the chief…?

Renga

Uh, um… I’m sorry, I guess?

Liguang

You have no clue what they’re talking about, don’t you? Béndán…

Renga

HUH?! Didja just talk shit about me, Liguang?!

Liguang

……

Kaede

(Now that I look back on it, Renga-kun’s changed so much since that Ferris wheel ride.)

Renga

*sigh…* Whatever.

Man, what do I do…?

Kaede

(It looks like something’s on his mind.)

Kafka

We’ll be going on more team study trips in the future! So I can ride a Ferris wheel with Chief too!

Yukikaze

I’d like that. I want to make up for what I missed too.

Ten

I’ll think about going if it’s all expenses paid.

Yachiyo

I-I’m nothing but a lowly moth chasing after your blinding light, so I fully intend to accompany you all…!!

Maybe we should wear local cultural outfits next time!

Liguang

Either way, that’s still far into the future.

Renga

Hmm… Hmmmm…?

Kaede

(Yeah, Renga-kun’s mind is definitely somewhere else right now.)

(But for our next round of study trips, I think we’ll have even more interesting experiences than last time, since everyone’s gotten closer to each other! I’m really excited.)

Supermarket

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Yachiyo

Hyoooeeeehhhh… We’ve arrived at Castca, the Sanctuary of Cheap Goods!! I-I wish I could live here foreveeeeer…

Yukikaze

I made a shopping list, so let’s split up to cover the whole store. We need meat, vegetables, drinks…

Renga

T-Ten…

Ten

What’s up, Renga-san? Why’re you whispering?

Renga

Shh!

Um… I need help. Just between us, since we’re friends… I haven’t decided on a present for the chief yet…

Ten

What? The party’s literally today.

Renga

Yeah, that’s why I’m freaking out… What should I do?!

Ten

Hmm? Why don’t you just ask him what he wants? Make it seem natural.

Ten

Hmm? Why don’t you just ask her what she wants? Make it seem natural.

Renga

I-I never thought about that! But…how…?

Ten

Hmm… Well, I guess I can help you out.

Timeskip
Kaede

Oh, Sojun-san! What’re you doing here?

Sojun

I’m here to help you carry your items.

Kafka

Oh, that’ll really help.

We have to buy enough for 25 people and one dog, after all. I’ll make sure to thank you after.

Sojun

Please, think of me as nothing but a shadow and pay me no mind.

Liguang

Thanks, Sojun. Once you get all of the groceries, bring them back to the dorms. Be on standby until then.

Sojun

Understood.

Kaede

(Liguang-san must’ve called him in to be considerate. We do have a lot of groceries to carry. He’s always so capable…)

Ten

Okaaay! I’m gonna go pick out the alcohol with Liguang-san!

Liguang

…Huh?

Ten

Oh, looks like we already got most of the meat and veggies we need! Yachiyo-san’s about to knock over that pile of juice boxes at any moment, so I’ll leave him to the prez and Yukikaze, since you two are so good at keeping an eye on people.

Kafka

Huh…? AHH, YACHIYO! Watch where you’re going! You’re going to knock those over!

Yachiyo

What?! HAWAAAHHH!

Yukikaze

…That was close. I caught it just in time.

Ten

Chief, you should go and pick out some snacks with Renga-san. He said that he wants some recs from you. ♪

Renga

*gasp*

Kaede

Oh, really? Sure. Let’s go, Renga-kun.

Liguang

Hey, Murakumo.

Ten

Liguang-san, would you rather keep an eye on Yachiyo-san instead? I mean, I don’t mind either way.

Liguang

Tch… Let’s just pick something and get it over with.


Footnotes

  1. Parody of warehouse retail chain, Costco.