Surprise Wish

HAMA House - Living Room

1

Kafka

And with that…

Kaede

For the first time in three years, HAMA has reached its guest quota!

*pop* *applause*

Renga

We actually did it… I’m not dreaming, right?!

Sakujiro

Congratulations. We have Young Master Kafka’s acumen and all of your support to thank.

Akuta

Heck yeeeaaah! Now THIS is the kinda material you want for a documentary! Guys, guys, we should TOTALLY throw someone up in the air to celebrate!

Raito

What an accomplishment! We all achieved this together, so I’d love to share the joy with everyone here. Isn’t that right, Nayuki?

Nayuki

*sigh* Yes, everyone besides Raito did a great job.

Nagi

(I’m really happy, but this means my yajirobe might be thrown off balance… But wait, since this is a happy event for more than just myself, I might be alright.)

Netaro

You’re trembling again.

Yachiyo

Hawahwahwah… Does this mean that…we’ll all get a raise…?

Daniel

Alright! Let’s get some drinks up in here!

Kafka

Drink all you want, but keep in mind that we’ll be having a gathering for the whole company at the end of next week.

Ryui wasn’t at our last company dinner, so I want all of us to celebrate together this time.

Ryui

…I ain’t need your pity. But I guess I’ll be there if Toi will.

Yodaka

Haha. It looks like my instruction has helped you quite a bit, my boy.

Akuta

A company gathering… So a party?! Bro, we GOTTA decorate the whole place up! Somethin’ really fancy that looks good on camera!

Nanaki

That sounds cool. It’d give the whole party a fun vibe, and Kiroku could definitely help out with it.

Kiroku

…I’ll do…my best.

Ushio

Decorations…? Besides Golem, all of us pretty much have the art skills of a five year old. I better not hear any complaints if it looks like crap.

Muneuji

I’m sure we can expect you to do your best, Uu-chan

Raito

Our team can pitch in as well. Let’s all make this a party to remember.

Chihiro

Totallyyyyy! We’ll be the life of the party for you guys!

Tao

Life of the party…? What does that mean?

Kuguri

You could try stripping naked, maci.

Tao

HUH?!

Kinari

Kuguri. Do not be mean to Tao. It is so not the bomb dot com.

Renga

O-Our team can help too!

Yukikaze

We can handle the shopping, since most of our team members have their licenses.

Ten

I don’t gotta do that too, right?

Liguang

What kind of college student refuses to join their friends when they’re this enthusiastic about something?

Ten

Ahaha… Alright, fine.

Toi

Um, what should our team do…? Maybe we should think of something.

Yodaka

I’m not quite sure… I have no experience with organizing parties.

Netaro

Eureka! Gii and Ryui should do yet another manzai routine!

Ryui

Fuck no. Not even if the whole universe depended on it.

Nagi

Ryui… I’m always down if you are.

Ryui

Close your damn jokebook!

Kaede

(All of the teams decided to pitch in together… They’ve all grown so much. I’m really excited for the party!)

HAMA House - Tiger Room
Reporter

And now for today’s story. HAMA, which was in danger of losing its title of dedicated tourism region, has successfully met its visitor quota…

2

Renga

Hey, Kafka.

Kafka

Hm? What is it?

Renga

Uhh… So… I wanted to ask you about something.

Kafka

Hm?

Renga

Um… So, like… The party next weekend’s gonna be like a big thank you to everyone, so… How do I say this…

Kafka

Um, how much longer are you going to squirm around like that? Just tell me already. I’m getting tired of watching you fidget.

Renga

Wha⁠— You… Kh…!

Ten

Ahaha. Y’know, I kinda like that about you, Renga-san.

Renga

T-Ten…!

Kafka

Ten, be quiet. So what’d you want to tell me?

Renga

…Well, y’know, I think everyone agrees that the person who’s been through the most in our company is…the chief.

So yeah! I think we should surprise him with a present or something!

Renga

…Well, y’know, I think everyone agrees that the person who’s been through the most in our company is…the chief.

So yeah! I think we should surprise her with a present or something!

Kafka

Hm, that sounds good. Any ideas for one?

Renga

W-Well… We could rent a limousine to pick him up and take him to a fancy suite in a five-star hotel…

Or we could fill a whole room with gold coins…! Or, like, a bathtub full of money?! Ah, but…we don’t have the funds for that…

Renga

W-Well… We could rent a limousine to pick her up and take her to a fancy suite in a five-star hotel…

Or we could fill a whole room with gold coins…! Or, like, a bathtub full of money?! Ah, but…we don’t have the funds for that…

Kafka

Hmm… I’m not sure if he’d be happy with that kind of thing.

Kafka

Hmm… I’m not sure if she’d be happy with that kind of thing.

Ten

I would, Renga-san.

Renga

Oh, really?! Then maybe for your birthday we can…

Kafka

Okay, let’s stay on topic. I’m not going to help prepare something that won’t make our chief happy.

Renga

Ugh…

Kafka

Hm… I think he’d like something handmade a lot better. Something with a lot of feeling put into it.

Kafka

Hm… I think she’d like something handmade a lot better. Something with a lot of feeling put into it.

Renga

Something handmade…?! What does that mean?

Kafka

If I knew, then I wouldn’t be at a loss. I would’ve gotten him ages ago if material gifts was all it took.

Maybe you can ask the other leaders for help. Just make sure it’s something that’ll make our chief happy in the end!

And of course, this is an order from your president. ♪

Kafka

If I knew, then I wouldn’t be at a loss. I would’ve gotten her ages ago if material gifts was all it took.

Maybe you can ask the other leaders for help. Just make sure it’s something that’ll make our chief happy in the end!

And of course, this is an order from your president. ♪

Renga

Urgh…

Kafka

Alright, time for bed. Good night.

Renga

Huh? Huhhh…? Something that’ll make him happy…?

Renga

Huh? Huhhh…? Something that’ll make her happy…?

Ten

……

(Sheesh, he’s really hung up on this…)